Stir Crazy Bistro

The Bistro is an experiential eatery where we play with flavours, develop new recipes and
produce top quality foods that will not only excite your taste buds but will have you coming back for more.

The Bistro offering includes Artisanal coffees, freshly baked pastries and a selection of breakfast
and lunch menu items that you can enjoy throughout the day.

Our menu is packed with flavours garnished from foraged foods, ethically farmed plant-based and sustainable providers.
Set in an elite training venue, and invite you to sit down, join in or simply relax with friends
while you watch our chefs prepare and share what they create in front of you.

Our table extends to anyone who has a passion for food or who wishes to partake in a unique and inspiring food journey.

Indulge your inner foodie and discover a new immersive food experience.

Open Days
Open Times
Monday - Friday
08h30 - 16h00
Saturday
08h30 - 14h00

Bistro Menu

BREAKFAST

STIR CRAZY BREAKFAST

two eggs, bacon, grilled mushroom, balsamic tomato, beef or pork sausage, toast

BREAKFAST WRAP

flour wrap, scrambled egg, bacon, mushrooms, spring onion, cheddar

BREAKFAST ROYALE

two poached eggs, spinach, hollandaise, rocket, toasted croissant

SMASHED AVO ON TOAST (seasonal)

rocket, avo, roasted cherry tomatoes, feta, poached egg, toast

3 EGG OMELETTE

herb omelette, spring onion, roasted cherry tomatoes, toast

SCRAMBLED EGG

toasted croissant, scrambled egg, roasted cherry tomatoes, crème fraîche, chives

QUICHE AND SALAD

quiche of the day with lettuce, cherry tomatoes, and cucumber

DELICIOUS PANCAKES!

heavenly pancakes with your choice of filling:
– cinnamon, sugar, lemon
– milk tart filling
– savoury mince
– berries and cream

DELICIOUS PANCAKES!

heavenly pancakes with your choice of filling:
– cinnamon, sugar, lemon
– milk tart filling
– savoury mince
– berries and cream

HEALTH BREAKFAST

FRUIT SALAD

assorted fresh fruit (Greek yoghurt optional)

ORIGINAL HEALTH BREAKFAST

Greek yoghurt, muesli, berries, honey

WHEY PROTEIN SMOOTHIES

Banana & Peanut Butter
whey protein, peanut butter, banana, cacao, full-cream yoghurt, almond milk, honey
Mixed Berries
whey protein, blueberries, strawberries, almond milk, low fat yoghurt, honey
Summer Fruit
whey protein, seasonal fruit, strawberries, apple juice, coconut milk, mint

BISTRO LUNCH

BISTRO BURGER

beef, chicken, or black bean burger, tomato, lettuce, BBQ sauce, ciabatta, chips

BLT

bacon, tomato, avo, lettuce, mayo, ciabatta

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP

wheat wrap, grilled chicken breast, cos lettuce, avo, cottage cheese, croutons, egg, cucumber, baby spinach, Caesar dressing

STIR FRY WRAP

flour wrap, carrots,peppers, baby marrows, aubergine, onion, sweet balsamic sauce

PASTA

tagliatelle or penne pasta with a sauce of your choice:
Carbonara
bacon, egg, Parmesan, black pepper
Alfredo
cream, mushrooms, ham
Arrabiatta
tomato & chilli sauce,Parmesan, chives

PIZZA MARGHERITA

napoletana sauce, cheddar, fresh basil
– extra toppings available

TOASTED SANDWICHES

choice of white or brown bread

– cheese & tomato
– chicken & mayo
– plain croissant
– cheese croissant

– ham & cheese
– bacon & cheese
– bacon & egg
– bacon & avo
** Vegetarian options available **

TOASTED SANDWICHES

choice of white or brown bread

– cheese & tomato
– chicken & mayo
– plain croissant
– cheese croissant

– ham & cheese
– bacon & cheese
– bacon & egg
– bacon & avo
** Vegetarian options available **

SALADS

COUNTRY SALAD

raddiccio, mixed lettuce, green olives, baby tomato, red onion, celery, mayo, Parmesan, chili, garlic

ROAST VEG SALAD

carrots, peppers, baby marrows, aubergine, onion, mushrooms, broccoli/cauliflower, sweet balsamic sauce

GRILLED HALLOUMI SALAD

halloumi, baby spinach, rocket, red onion, avo, baby tomato, pickled cucumber, croutons, chives, tzatziki

CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD

grilled chicken breast, cos lettuce, avo, cottage cheese, croutons, egg, cucumber, baby spinach, anchovy, Caesar dressing

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