Stir Crazy Bistro

The Bistro is an experiential eatery where we play with flavours, develop new recipes and
produce top quality foods that will not only excite your taste buds but will have you coming back for more.

The Bistro offering includes Artisanal coffees, freshly baked pastries and a selection of breakfast
and lunch menu items that you can enjoy throughout the day.

Our menu is packed with flavours garnished from foraged foods, ethically farmed plant-based and sustainable providers.
Set in an elite training venue, and invite you to sit down, join in or simply relax with friends
while you watch our chefs prepare and share what they create in front of you.

Our table extends to anyone who has a passion for food or who wishes to partake in a unique and inspiring food journey.

Indulge your inner foodie and discover a new immersive food experience.

Open Days
Open Times
Monday - Friday
08h30 - 16h00
Saturday
08h30 - 14h00

Bistro Menu

BREAKFAST

STIR CRAZY BREAKFAST

two eggs, bacon, grilled mushroom, balsamic tomato, beef or pork sausage, health toast

BREAKFAST WRAP / PIADINI

egg, bacon, mushrooms, spring onion, cheddar, toasted flat bread or whole wheat wrap

BREAKFAST ROYALE

two poached eggs, spinach, hollandaise, rocket, toasted croissant

SMASHED AVO ON TOAST (seasonal)

rocket, avo, roasted cherry tomatoes, feta, poached egg, health toast

3 EGG OMELETTE

herb omelette, spring onion, roasted cherry tomatoes, bacon, health toast
– option of whole egg or egg whites

SCRAMBLED EGG

toasted croissant, scrambled egg, roasted cherry tomatoes, crème fraîche, chives

QUICHE AND SALAD

quiche of the day with lettuce, cherry tomatoes, and cucumber

HEALTH BREAKFAST

FRUIT SALAD

assorted fresh fruit (Greek yoghurt optional)

ORIGINAL HEALTH BREAKFAST

Greek yoghurt, muesli, berries, honey

WHEY PROTEIN SMOOTHIES

Banana & Peanut Butter
whey protein, peanut butter, banana, cacao, full-cream yoghurt, almond milk, honey
Mixed Berries
whey protein, blueberries, strawberries, almond milk, low fat yoghurt, honey
Summer Fruit
whey protein, seasonal fruit, strawberries, apple juice, coconut milk, mint

HEALTH SHOTS

EVERYDAY SHOOTER

ginger, orange, honey

IMMUNITY SHOOTER

ginger, lemon, turmeric, honey

STIMULANT SHOOTER

ginger, cayenne pepper, lemon, honey

BISTRO LUNCH

OSTRICH SLIDER

seared ostrich, butter lettuce, grilled onions, rocket, tzatziki, fries

BISTRO BURGER

beef, chicken, or black bean burger, tomato, lettuce, cheddar, chumichurri, red onion salsa, ciabatta, fries

BLT

maple roasted bacon, tomato, avo, lettuce, bacon jam, mayo, ciabatta

PROPER PORTUGUESE PREGO

sirloin, peri-peri prego sauce, salad, fries, ciabatta

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP

wheat wrap, grilled chicken breast, cos lettuce, avo, cottage cheese, croutons, egg, cucumber, baby spinach, Caesar dressing

TUNA TARTARE (seasonal)

tuna, red onion, chives, avo, cucumber, ponzu, toast, wasabi

TOASTED SANDWICHES

white, brown, ciabatta, health bread, gluten-free bread, or croissant

– cheese & tomato
– chicken & mayo
– plain croissant
– cheese croissant
– bacon & egg
– bacon & avo
– tuna & mayo
– anchovette & tomato
** Vegetarian options available **

TOASTED SANDWICHES

white, brown, ciabatta, health bread, gluten-free bread, or croissant

– cheese & tomato
– chicken & mayo
– plain croissant
– cheese croissant
– bacon & egg
– bacon & avo
– tuna & mayo
** Vegetarian options available **

SALADS

COUNTRY SALAD

raddiccio, mixed lettuce, green olives, baby tomato, red onion, celery, mayo, Parmesan, chili, garlic

CAPRESE SALAD

tomato, basil, fior de latte, olive oil, basil pesto, rocket

GRILLED HALLOUMI SALAD

halloumi, baby spinach, rocket, red onion, avo, baby tomato, pickled cucumber, croutons, chives, tzatziki

CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD

grilled chicken breast, cos lettuce, avo, cottage cheese, croutons, egg, cucumber, baby spinach, anchovy, Caesar dressing

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